i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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