Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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