How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
The ass gains better be worth it
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