There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
