how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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