I feel like I'm in dance class right now
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Come see our sink grown plant.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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