I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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