I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
True college students do jello shots in the library
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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