So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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