He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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