How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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