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listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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