Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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