Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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