so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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