ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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