i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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