Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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