I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
