Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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