I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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