Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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