i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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