Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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