we're blogging at a bar
My liver just broke up with me...
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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