can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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