i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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