i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Randomize
