I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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