Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
