For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
