Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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