so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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