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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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