it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm sobbing to NWA
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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