Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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