apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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