you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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