making cat noises will not fix the situation.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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