what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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