question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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