Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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