That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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