You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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