you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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