Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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