Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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