How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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