just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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