some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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