I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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